Originally Posted by zehly

Yeah.
Nerf.

I'm tired of hearing about it. Every other thread has that word in it. I bet I could crash the SQL server if I used a good search on it.

I call for a nerf. A nerf to nerf-wanters. Nerf the hell out of them. Make the nerf permanent. Nerf them. Nerf them with a nerf bat, or a nerf ball, or whatever you need to nerf them. I want a nerf fusion-laser, or nerf microwave-emitter. That gives me two options for nerfage:

(1) Cause their atomic structure to collapse;
(2) Keep them out of the gene pool.

One day, someone is going to say something, and the other person will respond: NERF YOU MOTHER NERFER! Something like that will be cause for me to start a revolution. A takeover. And I will throw the nerf-wanters on a boat and send it to Korea.

If you want nerfs, go nerf yourself. I'm tired of hearing all your nerfing problems, how your nerf isn't big enough, or how you've never been nerfed.

Yeah. Nerf.

I'm sick and tired of hearing about nerfs. Stop posting about it. If you want to nerf so bad, go get a job at NCSoft. Yeah.

REAL reasons why you want nerfs:
(1) You're incapable,
(2) You're useless,
(3) You're unable to cope with something you've abused yourself,
(4) You feel inadequate,
(5) You have ED.

The list could go on forever.

I'm waiting for the day that I'm driving down MLK in Norfolk and I see a billboard that says "GOT NERF!!??!11" The day is looming above us like the nerf we can't imagine.

So whether your nerf isn't big enough, or you've never had nerf before, nerf it, because we're tired of nerfs nerfing the world. Go talk to Orion; he has problems too.

~zehly

Originally Posted by zehly

How did the word "nerf" even come around!?

Originally Posted by zehly

How did the word "nerf" even come around!?